Oh hey, whadyaknow, Christmas is less than two weeks away. Luckily, I remembered to get you what you wanted this year: a bad audiobook recording by yours truly!
Yes, now you can listen to me read from that most famous Christmas story by one of the greatest authors in the English language. I speak, of course, of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. Please enjoy the first chapter of this classic tale (if you have nothing else to do for 40 minutes, I guess):